The Same Tee
The shirt says “same.”
Therefore, the person wearing it is the same.
Same as what?
That information was not provided.
The Same Shirt is a wearable certificate of equivalence for anyone who wants to confirm that they are unchanged, in agreement or indistinguishable from whatever was just mentioned.
For example:
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“I’m tired.” same.
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“I have no idea what’s going on.” same.
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“I don’t want to go.” same.
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“I could eat.” same.
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“I should probably leave.” same.
The comparison may be missing, but the typography and period are clearly visible. That seems official enough.
Perfect for matching outfits, family photos, group events, déjà vu and moments when someone says something and you have nothing more useful to add.
SAMENESS CERTIFICATION
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Classification: Same
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Compared with: Not specified
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Supporting evidence: Clearly visible
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Issuing authority: Self
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Difference detected: None
Foolproof by design.
Point of comparison not included.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FoolProofTees
- Email: contact@support.foolprooftees.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Same Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|