The Same Shirt

$14.99

Someone is tired.

same.

Someone has no idea what’s going on.

same.

Someone would rather be somewhere else.

same.

The Same Shirt provides one reliable response to almost every conversation. Printed in lowercase typewriter lettering and completed with a period, it communicates agreement without requiring a personal story, follow-up question or meaningful contribution.

It is also essentially the same shirt as The Nice Shirt, except this one says “same.” That technically makes it different. We apologize for the inconsistency.

AGREEMENT REPORT

Original observation: Someone else’s
Wearer response: same.
Additional contribution: None
Disagreement: Unlikely
Further discussion: Unnecessary

Foolproof by design. Original thought not included.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.