The RUN! Shirt

RM 62.46

RUN!

Do not jog. Do not walk quickly while pretending everything is fine. Do not gather your belongings. Do not return to your desk. Anyone who knows what happened has already left.

The RUN! Shirt is a complete emergency-response plan consisting of one word and an exclamation point. It has reviewed the situation, rejected further discussion and determined that your current location no longer supports continued operations.

Appropriate for zombie outbreaks, aggressive geese, malfunctioning equipment, unexpected smoke and any situation beginning with, “Huh. That’s new.”

EMERGENCY EVACUATION PROTOCOL

Threat: Unclear
Supporting evidence: Unnecessary
Direction: Away from that
Recommended pace: Faster than the person behind you
Personal belongings: Abandoned
Questions: Too late

Foolproof by design. Liability already left.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.