The I Have A System Shirt

£10.09

You have a system. That’s the important part.

Is it efficient? No. Is it elegant? Also no. Does it involve significantly more steps than anyone expected? Absolutely.

But eventually, somehow, the bell rings.

I HAVE A SYSTEM. IT’S NOT A GOOD SYSTEM, BUT IT’S A SYSTEM.

Featuring an unnecessarily elaborate Rube Goldberg-style machine for anyone who believes the shortest distance between two points could probably use a few more moving parts.

For anyone who has never confused “works” with “works well.”

FoolProof by design.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.