The Nervous Hoodie
Feeling nervous?
Try saying it several more times.
The Nervous Hoodie is a blue pullover covered—from hood to cuffs, front to back—with the word Nervous repeated in sweeping white team lettering.
It looks like anxiety finally got organized, picked a mascot and ordered uniforms. All the visual confidence of championship apparel. Absolutely none of the emotional certainty.
Made for overthinkers, second-guessers, people who reread emails after sending them and anyone currently worried that they may have forgotten something.
TEAM STATUS
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League: Unspecified
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Season record: Pending
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Pregame condition: Nervous
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Postgame condition: Still nervous
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Everything probably fine: Yes
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Confidence in that statement: Limited
Foolproof by design.
Calm sold separately.
More details
- 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for fulfillment in the US/Mexico
- 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for fulfillment in Latvia
- Heavyweight fabric (8.85 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FoolProofTees
- Email: contact@support.foolprooftees.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Nervous Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
2XS
|
18.9
|
26.18
|
22.24
|
|
XS
|
19.69
|
26.19
|
22.24
|
|
S
|
20.47
|
26.77
|
22.64
|
|
M
|
21.26
|
27.36
|
233
|
|
L
|
22.83
|
27.95
|
23.62
|
|
XL
|
24.41
|
28.54
|
24.21
|
|
2XL
|
25.98
|
29.13
|
24.8
|
|
3XL
|
27.56
|
29.72
|
25.39
|
|
4XL
|
29.13
|
30.91
|
25.79
|
|
5XL
|
30.71
|
329
|
26.18
|
|
6XL
|
32.28
|
33.27
|
26.57
|
