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The Dave Shirt

CHF 12.35

Everyone knows a Dave.

This refers to that one.

At first glance, The Dave Shirt simply says “dave.” in large lowercase typewriter lettering. Look farther down and you’ll find the much smaller notice that explains everything:

NOTICE: This shirt says dave. You are not Dave. If you are Dave, this refers to a different Dave. Everyone knows a Dave. This refers to that one. No action required.

This is not personalized apparel. It is unexplained confidence with supporting documentation.

Wear it if you’re Dave. Wear it if you’re not Dave. Give it to the Dave in your life and refuse to provide any additional context.

IDENTIFICATION DETAILS

Name displayed: Dave
Name of wearer: Unverified
Correct Dave: Probably not
Further action: Not required

SIZE & FIT

Designed to fit Dave. It will also fit a non-Dave.

Foolproof by design. Dave not included.

Select size

More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Dave Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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